yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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