I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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