Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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