You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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