Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
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My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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