I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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