D3 body, D1 cock
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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