A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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