the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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