the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
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"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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