I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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