Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
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Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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