Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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