He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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