This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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