I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Operation Purity has been aborted
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I woke up under a house in Key West
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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