unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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