i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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