Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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