somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
last night I used snow as a chaser
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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