He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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