I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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