Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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