I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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