I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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