He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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