I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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