Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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