Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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We are all done wearing pants today
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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