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• (248): View more from Michigan

  In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer

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• (949): View more from California

  Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.

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• (408): View more from California

  New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.

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• (530): View more from California

  My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"

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• (518): View more from New York

  Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.

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  Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out

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• (786): View more from Florida

  I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life

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  (Underoos optional)

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...

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• (607): View more from New York

  Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.

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