Say something about gay babies.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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