if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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