The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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