Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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