I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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