tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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