Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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