They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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