Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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