Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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