i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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