I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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