Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
4 words: hood of his car
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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