i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Randomize
