If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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