I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won