how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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