i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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