It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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