Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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