He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
it was like eating out sand paper
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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