It's Friday. Sex?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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