Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
i think my cat just said my name.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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